"It was the kind of night you caught yourself holding your breath for no reason."So says private investigator Harry Monday, investigating three murders at the peaceful pines sanitarium. Even the police got tired of going out and asking Dr. Morrissey if he could call and give me the details. Then, when Tara, the steamy heiress of the future, shows up, Harry puts his best foot forward... right in the mouth. "It's strange that relatives always top the list of suspects," he notes, when the families of the victims arrive. It's even more strange when he finds out that they all belong to the same family! Harry has difficulty trying to determine who killed the old sea captain, ventriloquist and vagabond. What did those three have to do with each other? And why would Lilly drumkin's lawyer get involved in questionable legal cases? Or maybe larramore took the day off work? And why no one can ever follow the social Mary Tobias, "one of those who are who ladies who do not know what is what," says Harry. Add an Indian, a Swedish gardener, and a disgruntled nurse, and the confusion multiplies. This instant comedy / mystery is complemented by its own lightning when the storm blows out all the fuses...and murders happen all the time! In this parody of old-fashioned P. I. movies, laughter is fast and furious... and the ending will kill you!

The third part of" Tuna through transfers", on the other hand" hearts "and" mind " of the Polish settlement of the third, the most city of Texas.

Together with long-time tuna lovers, some new residents of tuna came to the reunion of tuna high school classes on July 4. It's the act scene for a show full of fireworks and fun from a country where lion's club is too liberal and Patsy Cline never dies.

It's been a few years, we found Berta and Arles dancing at the end of the tuna feast...Did romanization flourish? Did Didi snavley receive any "cosmic" communications from UFO R. R.? Did Stanley make a fortune shoveling Albuquerque? These and other questions will be asked and will not be responsible for the splintering of life in rural America.

"At first glance, it seems that there are only two men in the room-one slim and ferret-like, the other a large round facet with a sweet, pillow-like face. But you sit down and talk with Jason Williams and Joe Sears-the creators and stars of the transparent, home theater trilogy Greater Tuna, a tuna Christmas and the current red, white and tuna. All come from the fictional burg of tuna, the third smallest city in Texas. One is more fruitful or troublesome than the next. And everyone has a crystal clear program. - The Washington Post

In search of costumes for the next production, Desmond and Queenie, the "stars" of a local summer joint-stock company, go to the "Opal Antique Store". Looking through Opal's treasures, they notice an indescribable oil painting, a dead cross-eyed duck and an apple, and recall an article in the morning newspaper about an old master who disappeared from a local art museum, they suddenly realize that it may be a missing canvas, for which the insurance company offers a large prize. Remembering all his acting abilities, they try to charm Opal so that he sells the painting for pennies, but he explains that he plans to give it to his girlfriend Rosie as a birthday present, after which the plot twists merrily. Desmond and Queenie resort to everything from outrageous flattery to knockout falls in an attempt to get a shot. Rosie, however, rejects him on the grounds that he reminds her of a duck (who was run over by a truck).; and the conspirators, to their joy, march triumphantly with their prize, unaware that a new object appeared in a later issue of the newspaper: the old master was found, and the missing canvas was a worthless copy that the museum threw away along with the garbage!

What do you do when you have three geriatric nurses as patients and all they want to do is sit at home and talk to each other at the same time? You're transferring another person to them. At least that's what Doc Lomax does when he gets a new nurse who needs an apartment, which is a nurse with a secret. The hardest part is convincing the sisters that they need a neighbor. But in the blink of an eye, nurse Jean forces them to plan parties, put on Halloween costumes, and put on tracksuits as they race each other to the corner. But when the nephew shows up with a plan to sell the family home, things seem to get complicated again, especially considering Christmas is just around the corner. This touching play is full of jokes and jokes that make you laugh.

At first the plane trees seem crazy, but soon we realize that if they are crazy, then the rest of the world is even crazier. Unlike these wonderful people, the Kirbys are unhappy. The plot shows how Tony, Kirby's attractive young son, falls in love with Alice Sycamore and brings his parents to dinner at the Sycamore house on a bad night. The shock caused by Kirby being invited to eat cheap food shows Alice that marriage with Tony is out of the question. Sycamores, although sympathetic to Alice, find it difficult to understand her point of view. Meanwhile, Tony, who knows the Sycamores are right and his people are wrong, won't give her up.

So far, no mention has been made of the strange actions of some family members related to the production of fireworks; nor of the printer installed in the living room; nor of the Rebbe's maid and her friend Donald; nor of the grandfather's conversation with the tax collector when he tells him that he does not believe in income tax.

This art will make you feel that maybe your strange relatives are not so strange.

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New London Legion Feb. 10-12
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Advance ticket sales at Latte Da in New London 2 for $15.00.